Totally Fake Dispensaries in Louisiana
420 Bourbon Dream Ave, New Orleans, LA 70130
504-555-0101
Daily 10am-10pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
7 Wishful Way, New Orleans, LA 70115
504-555-0202
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1 Fat Tuesday Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70116
504-555-0303
Daily 9am-11pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
3 Red Stick Rd, Baton Rouge, LA 70801
225-555-0404
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
9 LSU Tiger Way, Baton Rouge, LA 70803
225-555-0505
Mon-Fri 10am-8pm, Sat 9am-9pm, Sun Closed
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
420 Texas Border Blvd, Shreveport, LA 71101
318-555-0606
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun Closed
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
2 Lakeside Canna Lane, Metairie, LA 70001
504-555-0707
Daily 10am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1 Evangeline Oaks Dr, Lafayette, LA 70501
337-555-0808
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
7 Calcasieu Lake Rd, Lake Charles, LA 70601
337-555-0909
Daily 10am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1 Imaginary Terminal Way, Kenner, LA 70062
504-555-1010
Daily 8am-10pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
5 Red River Way, Bossier City, LA 71111
318-555-1111
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun Closed
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
3 Ouachita River Ln, Monroe, LA 71201
318-555-1212
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun Closed
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
9 Cenla Crossroad Ave, Alexandria, LA 71301
318-555-1313
Mon-Fri 10am-8pm, Sat 9am-9pm, Sun Closed
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1 Prytania Phantom St, New Orleans, LA 70130
504-555-1414
Daily 10am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
6 Texas Street Dream, Shreveport, LA 71103
318-555-1515
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 12pm-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
4 Vermilion River Way, Lafayette, LA 70503
337-555-1616
Daily 10am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
8 Perkins Phantom Rd, Baton Rouge, LA 70808
225-555-1717
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
2 Veterans Canna Hwy, Metairie, LA 70006
504-555-1818
Daily 9am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
5 Congo Square Way, New Orleans, LA 70116
504-555-1919
Tue-Sun 11am-9pm, Mon Closed
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1 Prien Lake Canna Dr, Lake Charles, LA 70605
337-555-2020
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun Closed
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
Imaginary Brands
and 38 more imaginary brands...
Featured Fake Products
Flower / Indica
THC 22.5%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
A smooth Indica with notes of Gulf salt and bayou earth. Louisiana OG in ever...
by Pelican Bay Cannabis
Flower / Sativa
THC 25.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
A Sativa as bright and layered as a Creole morning. Laissez les bons temps ro...
by Creole Craft Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
A festive hybrid as diverse as a Mardi Gras parade. Gold, purple, and green g...
by Mardi Gras Hybrid Gardens
Flower / Indica
THC 27.5%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Deep as the bayou on a foggy night. Heavy and atmospheric Indica from the swamp.
by Bayou Indica Collective
Flower / Sativa
THC 26.0%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Hot as a Cajun pepper, bright as a Louisiana summer. Sativa with serious spice.
by Cajun Fire Flower Co
Flower / Hybrid
THC 22.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
A hybrid with the soul of delta blues. Smooth and soulful from the Louisiana ...
by Delta Blue Flower House
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.5%
$51.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet as a Southern wedding under a magnolia tree. Wedding Cake with Louisian...
by Magnolia Indica House
Flower / Sativa
THC 24.5%
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Pick up the tempo. A Sativa that makes you want to two-step across the imagin...
by Zydeco Sativa Farm
Flower / Sativa
THC 27.0%
$54.00 / 1/8 oz
Soar above the Gulf Coast on imaginary pelican wings. The flagship Sativa fro...
by Pelican Sativa Select
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Gelato grown in the cypress shadows. Creamy and sweet like a bayou evening.
by Bayou Craft Flower Farm
Flower / Hybrid
THC 30.0%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet as king cake beads. Runtz with a Creole cultural twist.
by Creole Craft Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
A comeback strain. OG genetics rebuilt with the strength of the Ninth Ward sp...
by Ninth Ward Hybrid Reserve
Upcoming (Imaginary) Events
These events are fictional. Dates are always in the future. Just like federal legalization.
8:00 PM
Pelican Bay Dispensary
Hosted by: Pelican Bay Cannabis
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:00 PM
Mardi Gras Cannabis Palace
Hosted by: Mardi Gras Concentrates
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:00 PM
Lafayette Laissez Faire
Hosted by: Creole Craft Cannabis
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:00 PM
Baton Rouge Bayou Dispensary
Hosted by: Delta Live Resin Works
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:30 PM
Pelican Bay Dispensary
Hosted by: Ninth Ward Hybrid Reserve
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:30 PM
Lafayette Cajun Collective
Hosted by: Cajun Fire Flower Co
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:00 PM
Bayou Bloom Shop
Hosted by: Bayou Bloom Collective
Admission: Free (imaginary)
9:00 PM
Mardi Gras Cannabis Palace
Hosted by: Bourbon Street Pre-Rolls
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:00 PM
Shreveport Smokehouse
Hosted by: Delta Blue Flower House
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:00 PM
Pelican Bay Dispensary
Hosted by: Creole Rosin Kitchen
Admission: Free (imaginary)