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Pelican Bay Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

The French Quarter's most imaginary dispensary. Jazz, beads, and fictional cannabis.

420 Bourbon Dream Ave, New Orleans, LA 70130
504-555-0101 (not a real number)
Daily 10am-10pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Pelican Bay OG
Flower / Indica
THC 22.5%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
A smooth Indica with notes of Gulf salt and bayou earth. Louisiana OG in ever...
by Pelican Bay Cannabis
Creole Sativa Sunrise
Flower / Sativa
THC 25.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
A Sativa as bright and layered as a Creole morning. Laissez les bons temps ro...
by Creole Craft Cannabis
Creole Runtz
Flower / Hybrid
THC 30.0%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet as king cake beads. Runtz with a Creole cultural twist.
by Creole Craft Cannabis
Pelican Bay Zkittlez
Flower / Indica
THC 23.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Taste the Louisiana rainbow. Zkittlez grown beside the Gulf of Mexico.
by Pelican Bay Cannabis
Creole Biscotti
Flower / Indica
THC 26.0%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Nutty, rich, and deeply Creole. Biscotti for a New Orleans slow evening.
by Creole Craft Cannabis
Creole Green Crack
Flower / Sativa
THC 23.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
As energizing as Carnival weekend. Green Crack with Louisiana joie de vivre.
by Creole Craft Cannabis
Pelican Sour Diesel
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Fuel for the Gulf Coast imagination. Sour Diesel with pelican wings.
by Pelican Bay Cannabis
Creole Rosin Press
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 68.0%
$62.00 / 1g
Pressed with Creole patience. A slow-cooked solventless rosin from the imagin...
by Creole Rosin Kitchen

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Louisiana:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

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⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️