Metairie Dream Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Just outside New Orleans, Metairie gets its own imaginary suburban cannabis shop.
2 Lakeside Canna Lane, Metairie, LA 70001
504-555-0707 (not a real number)
Daily 10am-9pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 22.5%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
A smooth Indica with notes of Gulf salt and bayou earth. Louisiana OG in ever...
by Pelican Bay Cannabis
Flower / Sativa
THC 27.0%
$54.00 / 1/8 oz
Soar above the Gulf Coast on imaginary pelican wings. The flagship Sativa fro...
by Pelican Sativa Select
Flower / Indica
THC 23.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Taste the Louisiana rainbow. Zkittlez grown beside the Gulf of Mexico.
by Pelican Bay Cannabis
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Fuel for the Gulf Coast imagination. Sour Diesel with pelican wings.
by Pelican Bay Cannabis
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 81.0%
$47.00 / 1g
A golden slab from the Pelican State. Breaks like gulf shore glass.
by Pelican State Shatter
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 83.0%
$48.00 / 1g
Soar on pelican wings. Shatter from the Gulf Coast imagination at its finest.
by Pelican State Shatter
Edibles / Gummies
THC 14.0%
$28.00 / 10-pack
Perched high and tasting peachy. Gulf Coast peach gummies from Pelican Perch.
by Pelican Perch Edibles
Topicals / Salve
THC 8.0%
$42.00 / 2 oz
Resilient relief for the Louisiana body. Ninth Ward salve is as tough as the ...
by Ninth Ward Topicals