Baton Rouge Bayou Dispensary
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Geaux! The imaginary LSU-adjacent dispensary serving the purple and gold dreamers.
9 LSU Tiger Way, Baton Rouge, LA 70803
225-555-0505 (not a real number)
Mon-Fri 10am-8pm, Sat 9am-9pm, Sun Closed (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 27.5%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Deep as the bayou on a foggy night. Heavy and atmospheric Indica from the swamp.
by Bayou Indica Collective
Flower / Hybrid
THC 22.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
A hybrid with the soul of delta blues. Smooth and soulful from the Louisiana ...
by Delta Blue Flower House
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.5%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Sticky as the delta mud. Gorilla Glue with Louisiana swamp roots.
by Delta Blue Flower House
Flower / Indica
THC 20.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Northern Lights over the bayou. A classic Indica for a Louisiana night sky.
by Bayou Indica Collective
Flower / Indica
THC 25.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Rich and dense. London Pound Cake imagined in the delta country.
by Delta Blue Flower House
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 72.0%
$55.00 / 1g
Live resin with the soul of delta blues. Every dab tells a Louisiana story.
by Delta Live Resin Works
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 70.0%
$63.00 / 1g
Cold-pressed at the river's edge. Delta Rosin Press delivers pure imaginary s...
by Delta Rosin Press
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 73.0%
$56.00 / 1g
Fresh-frozen from the bayou depths. Delta Dab House delivers pure imaginary L...
by Delta Dab House