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Red Stick Cannabis Co

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

The capital city of Louisiana's imaginary cannabis scene. Red as the stick, green as the dream.

3 Red Stick Rd, Baton Rouge, LA 70801
225-555-0404 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Cajun Fire Sativa
Flower / Sativa
THC 26.0%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Hot as a Cajun pepper, bright as a Louisiana summer. Sativa with serious spice.
by Cajun Fire Flower Co
Pelican Sativa Soar
Flower / Sativa
THC 27.0%
$54.00 / 1/8 oz
Soar above the Gulf Coast on imaginary pelican wings. The flagship Sativa fro...
by Pelican Sativa Select
Cajun Jack Herer
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.5%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Jack Herer with Cajun heat. Named for the legend, spiced for Louisiana.
by Cajun Fire Flower Co
Cajun Cherry Pie
Flower / Hybrid
THC 22.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Cherry Pie with Cajun spice. Sweet on the front, warm on the finish.
by Cajun Fire Flower Co
Cajun Crumble Fire
Concentrate / Wax
THC 74.0%
$42.00 / 1g
Hot crumble from the Cajun extraction house. Spicy terpenes, fictional heat.
by Cajun Crumble House
Cajun Rosin Hot Press
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 67.0%
$61.00 / 1g
Pressed hot like a Cajun iron skillet. Solventless rosin with the flavor of L...
by Creole Rosin Kitchen
Cajun Honey Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 12.5%
$27.00 / 10-pack
Honey gummies with a Cajun surprise. Sweet on the front, warm on the back.
by Cajun Honey Edibles
Cajun Fire Balm
Topicals / Balm
THC 10.0%
$48.00 / 1.5 oz
Warming balm with Cajun spice energy. Penetrates like a Cajun pepper mash.
by Cajun Salve Co

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Louisiana:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️