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Baton Rouge Mid-City Marijuana

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Mid-City Baton Rouge's fictional cannabis boutique. Between the bayou and the college campus.

8 Perkins Phantom Rd, Baton Rouge, LA 70808
225-555-1717 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Magnolia Wedding Cake
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.5%
$51.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet as a Southern wedding under a magnolia tree. Wedding Cake with Louisian...
by Magnolia Indica House
Magnolia Blue Dream
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.0%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Blue Dream under a magnolia canopy. Sweet and dreamy like a Louisiana summer ...
by Magnolia Sativa Gardens
Magnolia Banana Runtz
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.5%
$57.00 / 1/8 oz
Tropical banana sweetness under the magnolia canopy. A hybrid worth the South...
by Magnolia Sativa Gardens
Magnolia Gummy Garden
Edibles / Gummies
THC 15.0%
$30.00 / 10-pack
Sweet as the magnolia bloom. Mixed berry gummies from Louisiana's imaginary g...
by Magnolia Edibles
Jazz Fest Lemonade
Edibles / Beverage
THC 5.0%
$9.00 / 12 fl oz
Tart lemonade for the imaginary Jazz Fest crowd. Music, sun, and fictional ca...
by Creole Beverage Blends
Pelican Peach Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 14.0%
$28.00 / 10-pack
Perched high and tasting peachy. Gulf Coast peach gummies from Pelican Perch.
by Pelican Perch Edibles
Ninth Ward Relief Salve
Topicals / Salve
THC 8.0%
$42.00 / 2 oz
Resilient relief for the Louisiana body. Ninth Ward salve is as tough as the ...
by Ninth Ward Topicals
Magnolia Luxury Lotion
Topicals / Lotion
THC 5.0%
$50.00 / 4 oz
Petal-soft luxury lotion as elegant as a magnolia in full Southern bloom.
by Magnolia Body Lotion Lab

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Louisiana:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️