Lake Charles Gulf Cannabis
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Gulf-side imaginary dispensary where the Louisiana prairie meets the Texas border.
7 Calcasieu Lake Rd, Lake Charles, LA 70601
337-555-0909 (not a real number)
Daily 10am-9pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Sativa
THC 27.0%
$54.00 / 1/8 oz
Soar above the Gulf Coast on imaginary pelican wings. The flagship Sativa fro...
by Pelican Sativa Select
Flower / Sativa
THC 26.5%
$53.00 / 1/8 oz
Bright citrus Sativa for a Lafayette Sunday brunch. Without the champagne.
by Pelican Sativa Select
Edibles / Gummies
THC 14.0%
$28.00 / 10-pack
Perched high and tasting peachy. Gulf Coast peach gummies from Pelican Perch.
by Pelican Perch Edibles
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 20.5%
$11.00 / 1g joint
A regular cone for the regular imaginary Louisiana consumer. Light and lovely.
by Bourbon Street Pre-Rolls
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 22.5%
$19.00 / 1.5g blunt
A Gulf-side blunt from the pelican coast. Dense and satisfying like a bayou e...
by Bayou Blunt Company