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⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️

Shreveport Smokehouse

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Northwestern Louisiana's finest imaginary smokehouse. Legal next door in Texas... still not.

420 Texas Border Blvd, Shreveport, LA 71101
318-555-0606 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun Closed (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Cajun Fire Sativa
Flower / Sativa
THC 26.0%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Hot as a Cajun pepper, bright as a Louisiana summer. Sativa with serious spice.
by Cajun Fire Flower Co
Pelican State Shatter Slab
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 81.0%
$47.00 / 1g
A golden slab from the Pelican State. Breaks like gulf shore glass.
by Pelican State Shatter
Pelican Shatter Wing
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 83.0%
$48.00 / 1g
Soar on pelican wings. Shatter from the Gulf Coast imagination at its finest.
by Pelican State Shatter
Delta Blues Blunt
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 23.0%
$19.00 / 1.5g blunt
A soulful blunt for a delta evening. Ninth Ward toughness in every thick wrap.
by Ninth Ward Blunt Works
Delta Blues Classic Joint
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 20.5%
$11.00 / 1g joint
Simple and soulful. A delta classic pre-roll for any Louisiana evening.
by Cajun Fire Pre-Rolls

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Louisiana:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️