Bayou Bloom Shop
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Uptown New Orleans gets an imaginary bayou-themed dispensary. Slow like the bayou, good like the dream.
7 Wishful Way, New Orleans, LA 70115
504-555-0202 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 27.5%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Deep as the bayou on a foggy night. Heavy and atmospheric Indica from the swamp.
by Bayou Indica Collective
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Gelato grown in the cypress shadows. Creamy and sweet like a bayou evening.
by Bayou Craft Flower Farm
Flower / Hybrid
THC 31.0%
$62.00 / 1/8 oz
The Miracle Alien Cookies grown in bayou humidity. Otherworldly from the swamp.
by Bayou Bloom Collective
Flower / Indica
THC 20.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Northern Lights over the bayou. A classic Indica for a Louisiana night sky.
by Bayou Indica Collective
Flower / Indica
THC 21.0%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
The granddaddy of imaginary Louisiana strains. Deep purple in the cypress sha...
by Bayou Craft Flower Farm
Flower / Hybrid
THC 22.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Frosted like a Bourbon Street bar window in January. Classic White Widow with...
by Bayou Craft Flower Farm
Concentrate / Wax
THC 77.0%
$41.00 / 1g
Dark as bayou water. Deep and earthy wax from the imaginary Louisiana swamp e...
by Bayou Wax Bayou
Edibles / Beverage
THC 10.0%
$8.00 / 12 fl oz
Sweet tea with a bayou twist. Cannabis-infused Southern comfort in a can.
by Creole Beverage Blends