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New Orleans Tremé Cannabis

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

In the oldest African-American neighborhood in America, this fictional shop honors a culture of resilience.

5 Congo Square Way, New Orleans, LA 70116
504-555-1919 (not a real number)
Tue-Sun 11am-9pm, Mon Closed (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Ninth Ward Resilience OG
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
A comeback strain. OG genetics rebuilt with the strength of the Ninth Ward sp...
by Ninth Ward Hybrid Reserve
Ninth Ward Do-Si-Dos
Flower / Indica
THC 25.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Built tough and settling in for the night. Do-Si-Dos with Ninth Ward resilience.
by Ninth Ward Hybrid Reserve
Zydeco Gummy Band Pack
Edibles / Gummies
THC 18.0%
$32.00 / 10-pack
Ten gummies for the full zydeco experience. One for each instrument in the im...
by Zydeco Gummy Band
Ninth Ward Strength Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 20.0%
$35.00 / 10-pack
High-dose gummies in honor of Ninth Ward resilience. Strong and unforgettable.
by Mardi Gras Gummy Parade
Bayou Blunt Classic
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 22.0%
$18.00 / 1.5g blunt
Dense as the bayou fog. A classic blunt for the Louisiana evening.
by Bayou Blunt Company
Ninth Ward Infused Resilience
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 42.0%
$26.00 / 1g joint
Infused with Ninth Ward resilience. Potent and proud like the neighborhood it...
by Ninth Ward Infused Joints
Zydeco Party Pre-Roll
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 20.0%
$12.00 / 1g joint
Roll one up and hit the dance floor. Zydeco Pre-Roll Party starts with this.
by Zydeco Pre-Roll Party
Creole Infused Blunt Gold
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 50.0%
$35.00 / 1.5g blunt
Layered and complex like a Creole sauce. Infused blunt with Louisiana soul.
by Creole Infused Blunts

Satire Ends Here

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