Alexandria Crossroads Cannabis
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At the geographic heart of Louisiana, Alexandria crosses all the imaginary cannabis roads.
9 Cenla Crossroad Ave, Alexandria, LA 71301
318-555-1313 (not a real number)
Mon-Fri 10am-8pm, Sat 9am-9pm, Sun Closed (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Sativa
THC 25.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
A Sativa as bright and layered as a Creole morning. Laissez les bons temps ro...
by Creole Craft Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
A festive hybrid as diverse as a Mardi Gras parade. Gold, purple, and green g...
by Mardi Gras Hybrid Gardens
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.5%
$51.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet as a Southern wedding under a magnolia tree. Wedding Cake with Louisian...
by Magnolia Indica House
Flower / Hybrid
THC 30.0%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet as king cake beads. Runtz with a Creole cultural twist.
by Creole Craft Cannabis
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.0%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Blue Dream under a magnolia canopy. Sweet and dreamy like a Louisiana summer ...
by Magnolia Sativa Gardens
Flower / Indica
THC 21.0%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Purple as Mardi Gras royalty. Purple Punch for the king cake crowd.
by Mardi Gras Hybrid Gardens
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.5%
$57.00 / 1/8 oz
Tropical banana sweetness under the magnolia canopy. A hybrid worth the South...
by Magnolia Sativa Gardens
Topicals / Lotion
THC 5.0%
$50.00 / 4 oz
Petal-soft luxury lotion as elegant as a magnolia in full Southern bloom.
by Magnolia Body Lotion Lab