Monroe Delta Dispensary
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Northeast Louisiana's imaginary delta dispensary. Where the Ouachita River flows and cannabis dreams begin.
3 Ouachita River Ln, Monroe, LA 71201
318-555-1212 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun Closed (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.5%
$51.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet as a Southern wedding under a magnolia tree. Wedding Cake with Louisian...
by Magnolia Indica House
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 70.0%
$63.00 / 1g
Cold-pressed at the river's edge. Delta Rosin Press delivers pure imaginary s...
by Delta Rosin Press
Edibles / Gummies
THC 15.0%
$30.00 / 10-pack
Sweet as the magnolia bloom. Mixed berry gummies from Louisiana's imaginary g...
by Magnolia Edibles
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 20.0%
$36.00 / 100mg bar
Dark chocolate as rich and complex as a Creole sauce. Ten imaginary squares.
by Zydeco Chocolate Factory
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 20.0%
$34.00 / 100mg bar
White chocolate as pale and sweet as a magnolia petal. Louisiana luxury in ba...
by Zydeco Chocolate Factory
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 20.0%
$36.00 / 100mg bar
Rocky road as complex as a Creole gumbo. Every bite a new flavor, every bite ...
by Zydeco Chocolate Factory
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 69.0%
$63.00 / 1g
Gold pressed at the river's edge. Delta Rosin River Gold is the crown jewel o...
by Delta Rosin Press
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 20.0%
$33.00 / 100mg bar
Milk chocolate as smooth as a Louisiana spring morning. Sweet and magnolia-soft.
by Magnolia Edibles