New Orleans Garden District Greens
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
The Garden District's most architecturally grand imaginary dispensary. As beautiful as the mansions nearby.
1 Prytania Phantom St, New Orleans, LA 70130
504-555-1414 (not a real number)
Daily 10am-9pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 22.5%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
A smooth Indica with notes of Gulf salt and bayou earth. Louisiana OG in ever...
by Pelican Bay Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Gelato grown in the cypress shadows. Creamy and sweet like a bayou evening.
by Bayou Craft Flower Farm
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
A comeback strain. OG genetics rebuilt with the strength of the Ninth Ward sp...
by Ninth Ward Hybrid Reserve
Flower / Hybrid
THC 31.0%
$62.00 / 1/8 oz
The Miracle Alien Cookies grown in bayou humidity. Otherworldly from the swamp.
by Bayou Bloom Collective
Flower / Indica
THC 23.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Taste the Louisiana rainbow. Zkittlez grown beside the Gulf of Mexico.
by Pelican Bay Cannabis
Flower / Indica
THC 25.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Built tough and settling in for the night. Do-Si-Dos with Ninth Ward resilience.
by Ninth Ward Hybrid Reserve
Flower / Indica
THC 21.0%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
The granddaddy of imaginary Louisiana strains. Deep purple in the cypress sha...
by Bayou Craft Flower Farm
Flower / Hybrid
THC 22.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Frosted like a Bourbon Street bar window in January. Classic White Widow with...
by Bayou Craft Flower Farm