Metairie East Bank Buds
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
East bank suburban life just got a fictional upgrade. Metairie's east side dispensary dream.
2 Veterans Canna Hwy, Metairie, LA 70006
504-555-1818 (not a real number)
Daily 9am-9pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$25.00 / 10-pack
Gold, purple, and green gummies from the imaginary float. Catch them all.
by Mardi Gras Gummy Parade
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 20.0%
$14.00 / single
A king cake-inspired cookie in purple, gold, and green icing. Mardi Gras in e...
by Bourbon Street Baked Goods
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 20.0%
$36.00 / 100mg bar
Rocky road as complex as a Creole gumbo. Every bite a new flavor, every bite ...
by Zydeco Chocolate Factory
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 45.0%
$28.00 / 1g joint
Gold-wrapped infused cone from the Mardi Gras float. Throw me something power...
by Mardi Gras Infused Cones
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 25.0%
$22.00 / 2g blunt
A full float's worth of blunt. The biggest imaginary Mardi Gras throw of all.
by Mardi Gras Blunt Parade
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 21.0%
$30.00 / 3-pack
Three joints in Mardi Gras colors. Gold, purple, and green — one for each.
by Zydeco Pre-Roll Party
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 46.0%
$34.00 / 1.5g blunt
King of the imaginary Mardi Gras blunt parade. Infused and fit for royalty.
by Mardi Gras Blunt Parade
Edibles / Gummies
THC 12.0%
$26.00 / 10-pack
Watermelon gummies from the Creole gumbo pot. A little of everything in every...
by Creole Gumbo Gummies