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Mardi Gras Cannabis Palace

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

A palatial imaginary dispensary as grand as a Mardi Gras krewe float. Every day is Fat Tuesday here.

1 Fat Tuesday Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70116
504-555-0303 (not a real number)
Daily 9am-11pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Mardi Gras Hybrid Parade
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
A festive hybrid as diverse as a Mardi Gras parade. Gold, purple, and green g...
by Mardi Gras Hybrid Gardens
Ninth Ward Resilience OG
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
A comeback strain. OG genetics rebuilt with the strength of the Ninth Ward sp...
by Ninth Ward Hybrid Reserve
Mardi Gras Purple Punch
Flower / Indica
THC 21.0%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Purple as Mardi Gras royalty. Purple Punch for the king cake crowd.
by Mardi Gras Hybrid Gardens
Ninth Ward Do-Si-Dos
Flower / Indica
THC 25.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Built tough and settling in for the night. Do-Si-Dos with Ninth Ward resilience.
by Ninth Ward Hybrid Reserve
Mardi Gras Shatter Gold
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 80.0%
$46.00 / 1g
Gold shatter from the Mardi Gras krewe. Throw me those dabs!
by Mardi Gras Concentrates
Bourbon Street Distillate
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 88.0%
$36.00 / 1g
Pure as a New Orleans night is loud. Distillate refined on the most famous st...
by Bourbon Street Distillate Co
Mardi Gras Distillate Purple
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 86.0%
$38.00 / 1g
Purple distillate for the Mardi Gras color scheme. Pure, clear, and carnival-...
by Bourbon Street Distillate Co
Mardi Gras Gummy Throw
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$25.00 / 10-pack
Gold, purple, and green gummies from the imaginary float. Catch them all.
by Mardi Gras Gummy Parade

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