Lake Charles Lakeside Dispo

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Lakeside views and lakeside imaginary cannabis. Lake Charles' second fictional dispensary.

1 Prien Lake Canna Dr, Lake Charles, LA 70605

337-555-2020 (not a real number)

Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun Closed (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Mardi Gras Shatter Gold

Concentrate / Shatter

THC 80.0%

$46.00 / 1g

Gold shatter from the Mardi Gras krewe. Throw me those dabs!

by Mardi Gras Concentrates

Delta Blues Live Resin

Concentrate / Live Resin

THC 72.0%

$55.00 / 1g

Live resin with the soul of delta blues. Every dab tells a Louisiana story.

by Delta Live Resin Works

Delta Rosin Cold Press

Concentrate / Rosin

THC 70.0%

$63.00 / 1g

Cold-pressed at the river's edge. Delta Rosin Press delivers pure imaginary s...

by Delta Rosin Press

Delta Rosin River Gold

Concentrate / Rosin

THC 69.0%

$63.00 / 1g

Gold pressed at the river's edge. Delta Rosin River Gold is the crown jewel o...

by Delta Rosin Press

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⚠️ SATIRE DISCLOSURE

This is a work of political satire. All store names, brand names, products, and events on this site are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real businesses is coincidental. No cannabis is sold here. This site exists to highlight the absurdity of prohibition and to connect people with real advocacy resources.

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Lake Charles Lakeside Dispo

Products at This Fake Store

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