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⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️

Lafayette Laissez Faire

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Cajun country gets the fictional dispensary it deserves. Laissez les bons temps rouler.

1 Evangeline Oaks Dr, Lafayette, LA 70501
337-555-0808 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Creole Sativa Sunrise
Flower / Sativa
THC 25.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
A Sativa as bright and layered as a Creole morning. Laissez les bons temps ro...
by Creole Craft Cannabis
Zydeco Sativa Dance
Flower / Sativa
THC 24.5%
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Pick up the tempo. A Sativa that makes you want to two-step across the imagin...
by Zydeco Sativa Farm
Creole Runtz
Flower / Hybrid
THC 30.0%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet as king cake beads. Runtz with a Creole cultural twist.
by Creole Craft Cannabis
Cajun Jack Herer
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.5%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Jack Herer with Cajun heat. Named for the legend, spiced for Louisiana.
by Cajun Fire Flower Co
Zydeco Permanent Marker
Flower / Hybrid
THC 30.5%
$61.00 / 1/8 oz
Leave a mark on the imaginary Louisiana cannabis scene. This hybrid stays wit...
by Zydeco Sativa Farm
Creole Biscotti
Flower / Indica
THC 26.0%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Nutty, rich, and deeply Creole. Biscotti for a New Orleans slow evening.
by Creole Craft Cannabis
Lafayette Mimosa
Flower / Sativa
THC 26.5%
$53.00 / 1/8 oz
Bright citrus Sativa for a Lafayette Sunday brunch. Without the champagne.
by Pelican Sativa Select
Creole Green Crack
Flower / Sativa
THC 23.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
As energizing as Carnival weekend. Green Crack with Louisiana joie de vivre.
by Creole Craft Cannabis

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Louisiana:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️