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Lafayette Cajun Collective

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Lafayette's second fictional dispensary, deeper into Cajun country. Spicy and proud.

4 Vermilion River Way, Lafayette, LA 70503
337-555-1616 (not a real number)
Daily 10am-9pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Cajun Fire Sativa
Flower / Sativa
THC 26.0%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Hot as a Cajun pepper, bright as a Louisiana summer. Sativa with serious spice.
by Cajun Fire Flower Co
Zydeco Sativa Dance
Flower / Sativa
THC 24.5%
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Pick up the tempo. A Sativa that makes you want to two-step across the imagin...
by Zydeco Sativa Farm
Cajun Jack Herer
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.5%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Jack Herer with Cajun heat. Named for the legend, spiced for Louisiana.
by Cajun Fire Flower Co
Zydeco Permanent Marker
Flower / Hybrid
THC 30.5%
$61.00 / 1/8 oz
Leave a mark on the imaginary Louisiana cannabis scene. This hybrid stays wit...
by Zydeco Sativa Farm
Cajun Cherry Pie
Flower / Hybrid
THC 22.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Cherry Pie with Cajun spice. Sweet on the front, warm on the finish.
by Cajun Fire Flower Co
Cajun Crumble Fire
Concentrate / Wax
THC 74.0%
$42.00 / 1g
Hot crumble from the Cajun extraction house. Spicy terpenes, fictional heat.
by Cajun Crumble House
Zydeco Wax Rhythm
Concentrate / Wax
THC 76.0%
$40.00 / 1g
Creamy wax with a zydeco beat. Squeeze the accordion, squeeze the dab rig.
by Zydeco Wax Works
Zydeco Crumble Dance
Concentrate / Wax
THC 75.0%
$41.00 / 1g
Crumble with zydeco rhythm. Dance across the imaginary dance floor with every...
by Cajun Crumble House

Satire Ends Here

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