Kenner Airport Dreams
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Conveniently located near the imaginary gate to legal Louisiana. You can't fly with it but you can dream.
1 Imaginary Terminal Way, Kenner, LA 70062
504-555-1010 (not a real number)
Daily 8am-10pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 80.0%
$46.00 / 1g
Gold shatter from the Mardi Gras krewe. Throw me those dabs!
by Mardi Gras Concentrates
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 88.0%
$36.00 / 1g
Pure as a New Orleans night is loud. Distillate refined on the most famous st...
by Bourbon Street Distillate Co
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 70.0%
$53.00 / 1g
High-terpene sauce layered like a Creole court bouillon. Complex, aromatic, a...
by Creole Live Resin Labs
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 86.0%
$38.00 / 1g
Purple distillate for the Mardi Gras color scheme. Pure, clear, and carnival-...
by Bourbon Street Distillate Co
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$25.00 / 10-pack
Gold, purple, and green gummies from the imaginary float. Catch them all.
by Mardi Gras Gummy Parade
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 45.0%
$28.00 / 1g joint
Gold-wrapped infused cone from the Mardi Gras float. Throw me something power...
by Mardi Gras Infused Cones
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 25.0%
$22.00 / 2g blunt
A full float's worth of blunt. The biggest imaginary Mardi Gras throw of all.
by Mardi Gras Blunt Parade
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 46.0%
$34.00 / 1.5g blunt
King of the imaginary Mardi Gras blunt parade. Infused and fit for royalty.
by Mardi Gras Blunt Parade