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Bossier City Cross-River Dispo

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Across the Red River from Shreveport, Bossier City doubles the north Louisiana imaginary dispensary count.

5 Red River Way, Bossier City, LA 71111
318-555-1111 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun Closed (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Bayou Indica Deep
Flower / Indica
THC 27.5%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Deep as the bayou on a foggy night. Heavy and atmospheric Indica from the swamp.
by Bayou Indica Collective
Delta Blue Hybrid
Flower / Hybrid
THC 22.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
A hybrid with the soul of delta blues. Smooth and soulful from the Louisiana ...
by Delta Blue Flower House
Delta Gorilla Glue
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.5%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Sticky as the delta mud. Gorilla Glue with Louisiana swamp roots.
by Delta Blue Flower House
Delta London Pound Cake
Flower / Indica
THC 25.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Rich and dense. London Pound Cake imagined in the delta country.
by Delta Blue Flower House
Delta Blues Live Resin
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 72.0%
$55.00 / 1g
Live resin with the soul of delta blues. Every dab tells a Louisiana story.
by Delta Live Resin Works
Cajun Crumble Fire
Concentrate / Wax
THC 74.0%
$42.00 / 1g
Hot crumble from the Cajun extraction house. Spicy terpenes, fictional heat.
by Cajun Crumble House
Bayou Wax Dark
Concentrate / Wax
THC 77.0%
$41.00 / 1g
Dark as bayou water. Deep and earthy wax from the imaginary Louisiana swamp e...
by Bayou Wax Bayou
Bayou Live Resin Deep
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 73.0%
$56.00 / 1g
Fresh-frozen from the bayou depths. Delta Dab House delivers pure imaginary L...
by Delta Dab House

Satire Ends Here

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